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i do a new blog now

March 10, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Well, call me a stick and ball writer:

Ugueth Urbina is Burning

I decided, with a friend, to write about a different sport with infinite humor possibilities.

I may still write here if something interesting comes up, but for now, play some ball (that’s what she said).

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an ode to champ car

February 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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auto racing is a sport’s season racing review

November 26, 2007 · Leave a Comment

So, I need to move down that post I have about Bristol. It is kind of dickish.

Anyways, I’ve been busy with college (first time out of my basement in years!), but that doesn’t mean I don’t update this thing.

Ok, I don’t.

Let’s see what happened while I was away.

NASCAR

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Tim Richmond won the championship!

Just kidding, he didn’t, we have the most boring repeat champion ever in Jimmie Johnson. He keeps too much of a low profile.

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Categories: 2007 Season In Review · Auto Racing · Formula 1 · Jacques Villeneuve · Jimmie Johnson · Sports · Tim Richmond · champ car · dario franchitti · nascar · sebastien bourdais

link-a-rama 3: the IRL sucks and is still an embarrassment to auto racing edition

August 10, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Because the IRL and the Hulman/Georges are a bunch of attention whores, I decided to be funny and make this “IRL Overkill Day,” a made up day that I made up about five seconds ago where I do nothing but make fun of the IRL and eat Rachel’s Potato Chips all day. Actually I’m partying tonight and celebrating “IRL Overkill Day”. Might as well make overkill about how much I hate the IRL, because their business plan is overkill about Danica Patrick and the flips their cars take every other weekend then releasing press releases about how safe their cars are.

Everyone talks about Dario’s accident like it’s something important, when it’s just another crap Dallara that is blowing over due to a terrible design (CBS News, IRL PR, Backstretch Motorsports)

Jemele Hill is telling us that Danica should STFU, but she say watches the IRL which ruins credibility of everything because the ratings show that no one watches (ESPN Page 2)

Baseball’s loss is IRL’s gain for Buddy Rice? Baseball could use a bench player who comes from a second-rate league… because Neifi Perez is suspended for stimulants. (Cincinnati Post)

Juan Pablo could make history this weekend at the Glen. If you don’t chew Big Red, then fuck you. (NASCAR PR)

One more post and then I’m out for the weekend. Be back Sunday.

Categories: IRL · indycar · juan pablo montoya · nascar